I won't lie. It's kind of what my heart did when you said what you said. I know that you are one of the few people that actually reads this, and I hope you know how much it sucks. Not for you, of course. What can I say? I should have expected some sort of payback.
So here I sit, listening to Billy Ray Cyrus. It takes me back to my nostalgic age of four. "It Won't Be The Last" came out in 1993. Let's see what else happened in 1993:
- January 11 : WWF's Monday Night RAW premieres on USA.
- January 23 : President Bill Clinton inaugurated as president
- January 27 : Andre the Giant passes away.
- January 31 : Buffalo Bills lose their third consecutive Super Bowl; Michael Jackson plays the half-time show.
- February 23 : Gary Coleman wins a $1,280,000 lawsuit against his parents.
- March 9 : Beavis & Butthead debuts on MTV.
- April 7 : I celebrated my fourth birthday.
- June 11 : Jurassic Park debuts in theaters.
- June 23 : Lorena Bobbitt cuts off the penis of John Wayne Bobbitt in Manassas, VA.
- July 19 : President Clinton announces his "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy regarding homosexuals in the military.
- August 28 : Mighty Morpin' Power Rangers debuts on FOX.
- August 30 : The Late Show with David Letterman debuts.
- September 13 : Late Night With Conan O'Brien premieres on NBC.
- November 3 : The Nanny premieres on CBS.
- November 11 : Microsoft releases Windows 3.11.
Yeah, I imagine other stuff happened, but those are the ones that matter. Thank Jebus for Wikipedia.
This is me, moving on with my life. Let's see how that works.